ive been waiting my whole life for this gifset
My spirit animal.
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM
so i just found a thing
is that even-?
okay that’s not
is that even legal
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
This is so wonderful I died.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “COUPON.”
Bottom Text: “FAIRIES.”]
Back when I worked at the corner of Happy and Healthy, there would be times where we would find random coupons tucked in and among the shelves. They would be perfectly balanced in front of the product that the coupon was for. And we had no idea who was putting them there. It wasn’t any of the staff, so I’ve always had it in my head that some little old lady just wanders in every once and a while, sprinkles coupons around the store, and then skips off giggling to herself about how clever she is.
Someone should go to Starbucks and order their drink for “a queen”
and then when they call it out stand up and declare “not a queen
Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif.
This makes me so sick.
these entitled, privileged bastards.
he’s one evil looking fucker
Did we reblog this? Fuck it. Anyway yeah
This basically sums up everything Bill O’Reilly’s ever said.
Fox News in two .gifs
The media in two gifs.