when you surprise a bitch in spanish
nvm i don’t got one i lack gif powers.
wait wait no wait i’ve got one i’ve got one.
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
My favorite thing is when people say peeta forced katniss to have kids it’s like…. Are we talking about the same Katniss here??? Katniss Everdeen?? Our fuckin Katniss Everdeen??? Forced ??? Trust me if katniss didnt want kids katniss would not have any fuckin kids do u even know her????? lil baby bunny peeta forcing her??? are we bein for real??? this is a real argument???
i am so pissed off now
Omnimon / Omegamon
Remember that time reblogging saved the world?
considering it was the dialup age, I think all those IMs made the enemy experience extreme lag
yes it did that was literally the exact plot they sent him so many emails he couldnt move
I believe this was requested. Here, have four of them friends.
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
This is so perfect